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What it iiisssssss BITCHES. Up finishing up some Fiverr work.. getting quite a few more clients now.. too bad I still don’t make fucking shit off of the site yet. Bah. However everything is in line with my plan.. hm. Looking forward to visiting my girlfriend in NC the 4th-6th. Can’t. Fucking. Wait. Been dating since Dec 5th and I’ve seen her all of one weekend since, hah. S’all good though, shit works out. Ya know some fucks told me, ya know dump, this is a blog, not a fucking diary, to which I’ll just say suck a greasy Eskimo dick. I forget half the fucking shit say/do immediately after doing it so this will be my.. online memory bank if you will. Yea you get the fucking point, eat me, faggot. Blah.. what to talk about what to talk about.. hm.. dunno. I got nothin. Can’t think of shit to complain about at the moment I haven’t already addressed. Oh, yea, those fucking jobs still didn’t call me back. Why does the universe hate me? GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB. CHRIST O MIGHTY. FML.

So bam. Here I am, 430am (i think), sitting in front of iHop with the heat on. If I had some cash i’d be eating a fucking flapjack and freebasing oj right now but no.. Im broke, as usual. Why am I here? What cant a motherfucker just like sitting in the cold outside of 24 hour breakfast marts? Come on man its 2011 for christ sakes. Ok actually my boy has his girl over so uh, yea. I’ve got 2 hours to kill. Think I’ll plan my hostel take over of your moms asshole. Yea thats right faggot, you, reading this, your moms asshole, hand it over without any fucking backtalk! ..yea this is totally pathetic. I hope i get this damn job.

BAM SON. Ok so I was checking craigslist for jobs and I found a tech position for a short term contract.. an hour after I sent in my resume I received a call back, I pretty much have the job BUT they check credit. What the FUCK is with jobs checking credit these days? I’ll never get a job this way. Like.. ever. Hopefully I still get it.. I need fucking something. It’s also 4pm to 12am so finding a way home will be an issue, but fuck that. I need a fucking job. I look at my old photos and I really want to be that guy again, tired of this bullshit. I will NOT be living this way when I hit 30. I have 11 more months.

So my new gf is fucking awesome but she has the gangsta vocab of a wall street worker, LOL. To ammend this I have put together a list of the finest black cinema. See below.

• New Jack City
• Friday
• Boyz n The Hood
• Dead Presidents
• Menace II Society
• Juice
• Higher Learning
• South Central
• Baby Boy
• Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Belly
• How High
• Pootie Tang
• I’m Gonna Get You Sucka
• Meteor Man
• Amistad
• Blankman
• American History X
• City of God
• American Gangster
• CB4

I was gonna keep it to the gangsta flicks of the 90’s that heavily influenced my negroisms, but why stop there? I’ve added quite a few good ones that will further help her negrofication! Muahaha! Dunno what you’ve got yourself into baby!

Ya know when I said I hated happy couples? Yea well now I’m in a happy relationship and it’s fucking AWESOME. Can’t wait to see her New Years.

Yep. Buttering her fucking biscuits.

What it is, cheeze whiz? Long time no blog, ya know why? Because every fucking time I think hey, let me blog something, I immediately lose my motivation to do so. Why is that? I dont know, lets blame drugs or the lack there of. Awesome.

Yes well, my actual bday party I had back on the.. uh.. 11th? Damn time fucking flies.. in any case my party was actually pretty cool. Chilled up at my boys house and got fucking twisted with quite a few people. But then everyone either slept, or went the fuck home. How the fuck was I the only fucker left awake!? God that pissed me off. Whatever, I’m glad people came out and everyone had a sweet time.. those bailing fucks.

Yea so, anyway, now my gig on fiverr.com has a little recognition and I’ve just got my first gig over at odesk.com, so a little bit of income is circulating - and I do mean a little. As in, I’m making below minimum wage in fucking India. But.. alas.. income is income and I need some form of start up cash to get from point a to point b to me sitting in someones chair for a job interview. I really need a car.. the majority of the jobs I can get I need to drive out to, or like.. drive from job site to job site. Why does shit have to be so clusterfucked? If I had someone to just fucking loan me like 3 grand I could get a car and everything I need to get a job, pay them back in a few months, and proceed from there. But nnnOOOOOO looks like I have to rob a fucking liquor store.. no wait.. I like liquor stores.. hm.. yea I’d rob the fucking gym. I hate the gym. Fucking healthy pieces of crap! EAT DAT WATAHMELON EAT DAT WATAHMELON EAT DAT WATAHMELON.. sho’ is gewd!

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